AmyStrange & the Criminal
(Part 1: the Escape)
                              Copyright © 2019 by David P. Ayotte
THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
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CHAPTER 14: FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31st

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     We'd done it. We’d Cat-napped a   
talking Cat. Try saying that really    
fast, five times, or even just twice.  
     We then, literally, ran for the   
car, and the back door opened. We tried
to dive in like normal people but      
failed miserably.                      
     Once we got in, I said, "Go, go,  
go."                                   
     And Pee Wee went, went, went,     
while Beth texted Rhonda to give them a
heads up.                              
     We back-tracked to where we’d     
dropped them off.                      
     A couple minutes later, they      
ducked out of the shadows and walked   
towards the car in a leisurely, didn't 
have a care in the world look.         
     Mouse got out, Rhonda jumped into 
the front seat, and Darryl into the    
back.                                  
     Once the doors closed, I decided  
it’d be safe to open the bag, and      
AmyStrange jumped out.                 
     Mouse and Rhonda were in the front
seat and turned around to look. Pee Wee
put the car in park, turned on the     
overhead and adjusted the rear-view    
mirror.                                
     The Cat blinked its eyes while    
everyone waited.                       
     Of course, my arch-enemy would be 
the first one to complain.             
     "It's a Cat all right. That's for 
sure, but I don't hear it sayin' a     
fuckin’ thing," she said while leaning 
over the front seat, looking at the Cat
closely.                               
     "You'll see," was all Beth said.  
     But this wasn't enough for Rhonda,
"Come on Cat, speak," she said and     
snapped her fingers right in front of  
the Cat's face.                        
     "Please, stop that Ron," Beth     
said.                                  
     "Thank you, Beth," the Cat finally
said. "It’s a bit annoying to have     
someone snapping their fucking fingers 
right in front of your fucking face."  
     That's when my Arch fell out of   
the front seat, and almost to the floor
of the back seat, taking the Cat with  
her.                                   
     Even though I could see that Mouse
was in shock, she was still able to    
grab Rhonda just before she fell.      
     The Cat turned to me. "Is this the
hacker?"                               
     I nodded.                         
     "Tsk, tsk, little girl. I'm so    
disappointed. I still like you, though,
a little less now, but only because you
like funny cat videos. You should check
the one you downloaded last month, the 
one with the cat playing the drums, and
two more playing guitars? It's got a   
virus in it.                           



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