AmyStrange & the Criminal (Part 1: the Escape) Copyright © 2019 by David P. Ayotte THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
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CHAPTER 14: FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31st << 203 | 204 | 205 >> "Where are my manners," the Cat said from behind the desk. She was typing away, stopping to read, clicking, reading more, and then typing again. "Criminal, this is Amy and vice- versa. She's the one who got me scheduled for extermination. Nice woman, otherwise." "You've got to learn some social skills if you're going to go out into the real-world, Cat," I said, feeling like such a hypocrite, because who was I to lecture anyone about social skills. "Are you guys really going to take her away, so she doesn't get hurt?" "That's the plan," Beth said from the chair and took the wet towel off her forehead. "Did I just faint?" "You swooned like a beautiful dove, my dear. I wish I’d videotaped it, it was quite glorious," the Cat said, actually saying something nice for once. "I believe you might have enjoyed watching it yourself." I looked at Beth, and she was just staring, with her mouth wide open, at the Cat, just staring. Then she swallowed and looked at me, "That Cat can talk. It can really talk." "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I told you so,” I said, but then amended myself, “Hell, that’s not true. I loved telling you that, and now, we’re both hallucinating." She reached over and grabbed me by the collar and almost screamed, "That fucking Cat can really talk," and then she looked back at the Cat. “You can actually see her mouth and tongue form the words, as she says them. That's fucked up." I grabbed both her hands, "You know what this means don't you?" "What?" she asked in an almost crying voice, as she kept staring at the Cat. "It means our kids won't be crazy." "Oh that,” she said and came back to Earth. She looked back at me with one of her crooked smiles, “That's too bad. I was kinda looking forward to it." "Looking forward to it? Looking forward to us having crazy kids? That's crazy." "It is, isn't it?" << 203 | 204 | 205 >> CHAPTER 14: FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31st
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