AmyStrange & the Criminal
(Part 1: the Escape)
Copyright © 2019 by David P. Ayotte
THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
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CHAPTER 14: FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31st
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"Where are my manners," the Cat
said from behind the desk. She was
typing away, stopping to read,
clicking, reading more, and then typing
again.
"Criminal, this is Amy and vice-
versa. She's the one who got me
scheduled for extermination. Nice
woman, otherwise."
"You've got to learn some social
skills if you're going to go out into
the real-world, Cat," I said, feeling
like such a hypocrite, because who was
I to lecture anyone about social
skills.
"Are you guys really going to take
her away, so she doesn't get hurt?"
"That's the plan," Beth said from
the chair and took the wet towel off
her forehead.
"Did I just faint?"
"You swooned like a beautiful
dove, my dear. I wish I’d videotaped
it, it was quite glorious," the Cat
said, actually saying something nice
for once. "I believe you might have
enjoyed watching it yourself."
I looked at Beth, and she was just
staring, with her mouth wide open, at
the Cat, just staring. Then she
swallowed and looked at me, "That Cat
can talk. It can really talk."
"I hate to be the one to tell you
this, but I told you so,” I said, but
then amended myself, “Hell, that’s not
true. I loved telling you that, and
now, we’re both hallucinating."
She reached over and grabbed me by
the collar and almost screamed, "That
fucking Cat can really talk," and then
she looked back at the Cat. “You can
actually see her mouth and tongue form
the words, as she says them. That's
fucked up."
I grabbed both her hands, "You
know what this means don't you?"
"What?" she asked in an almost
crying voice, as she kept staring at
the Cat.
"It means our kids won't be
crazy."
"Oh that,” she said and came back
to Earth.
She looked back at me with one of
her crooked smiles, “That's too bad. I
was kinda looking forward to it."
"Looking forward to it? Looking
forward to us having crazy kids? That's
crazy."
"It is, isn't it?"
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