Auto-fill. The machine’s predicting    
what we’re gonna say.                  

Oh, ok, but other than that, doesn’t it
still look weird?                      

It does a little. All that space and   
shouldn’t there be quotation marks or  
something? Wow! Now it looks even      
weirder, or in your case, dorkier.     

I should fix that.                     

You can’t fix dorky, and I know,       
because I’ve been trying for almost    
nine years now, and you’re still a     
dork.                                  

Come on. Am I that bad? Really?        

* Well, it’s more funny than true, but     
you do have your moments.              

     Now that, I have to agree with,   
but what’s with the dork fixation all  
of a sudden?                           
     I was playing around online, you  
know, looking for weird shit, and I ran
across something called Dorks-Are-You, 
and it’s funny as hell.                
     Dorks-Are-You? Are you sure that’s
not Dorks-Are-Us?                      
     Nope. You’re the dork, not me, and
it’s got all the latest dork news,     
weather, jokes, and even has a         
crossword puzzle. Did you know that    
dorks can now wear jeans? I didn’t even
know that was a problem.               
     The weather too? How’s that work? 



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